Shout out to Seth from SNL for 'REALLY!?!' segment. OK, lets be really, really, real, honestly, if I were at a party with any of my fav USA OLYMPIC swimmers, do you think Id be thinking about how Im gonna score some big time deal with the EVER so popular, whatever-the-hell-its-name-is U.K. tabloid? Then totally keep that deal secret because there's no way in hell I could ever tell anybody I was the a**hole who sold that pic? The answer is NO.
One of the dreams of many of the legal age Phriends is to party with MP and his friends. Now, when I say party I mean just going out to clubs, bars, etc. dance, sing, etc. Some others may have different definitions, and thats cool. The point is, all we wanna do is just meet MP, have some laughs, then party all nite! Thats like on the main wishlist! Who doesnt want to tell their people that 'Oh yeah, I hung out w/ Michael Phelps. He's real cool and we had fun?'
And oh boy Seth was right about Kelloggs. Ok Im not the most healthy person on the planet, but I do know that most of the cereals from Kelloggs are basically the equivalent of pouring milk over a nice bowl of Pop Rocks and Pixie Sticks!! Have u ever looked at a bowl of milk after eating Froot Loops????? You can probably frost a wedding cake with it. And lemme say as tactfully as possible that having Frosted Flakes in the morning with the oh-so-good-for-you "frosted" sugar on top is the best way to jump start the final phase of digestion.
So I dont want to hear about how MP recent issues does not promote a healthy lifestyle. I hated when my cousin dropped her toddlers off and they had a brand new box of Froot Loops. We just made them breakfast. And I dont wanna hear the arguement 'Oh well he was in public, so he's fair game.' Only lames would think that way. Thats MY opinion.
